If you've been on social media in the last week or so, you've probably seen people participating in something called "10-year Challenge", a low -Effort, often charming meme, which involves sending a picture of yourself from 2009 along with a picture of yourself now. However, we regret to inform that the challenge is over. Ladies and gentlemen: Mariah Carey .
Of course, this heavy-in-kind post is aware of the fact that Carey has not had a terrible day in the last ten years. Seriously. Go see a true picture of her from 2009. Mariah Carey is eternal. But while everyone probably got a good laugh at Carey's undercutting of the popular meme, it was actually her choice of formulation that inspired a whole new trend. 2019's new mantra? "Time is not something I recognize."
Unfortunately, the average person can find it harder to shruble the ever-crushing weight without the help of Carey's pop star money, personal trainer staff and secret skin care regime. We can dream, but can't we?
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