The world needs more comedy that comes from Megan-Amram-style pun brainstorms, and it also needs more comedy in which artists create modern Jackalopes in Photoshop. This sketch has both! Even more importantly, however, it introduces the world to the concept of the kangaroo roar, a kangaroo with a kangaroo for a head. There probably wasn't time in a single
Conan sketch to mention kangarooarooaroos (either a kangarooaroo with a kangaroo for a head or a kangaroo with a kangarooaroo for a head, depending on how you look at it), much a kangarooarooaroo for a head, a kangaroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo —The most controversial theory of all — and aroarooaroo with a kang for a body. Still, a short timeframe, Conan gets his point across: Australia is deadly and terrifying and we are all better off leaving it alone. See it in more detail Wednesday night at 10 on TBS; please avoid the continent until that time.