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Long known as the rock ‘n roll uncle you don’t want to be stuck with at the Thanksgiving table, the guitar legend and the bordering right-wing extremist forum for Facebook Live (and originally transcribed by Blabbermouth) hit yesterday to consider one of the most difficult questions to those who do not have a basic knowledge of science or recent etymology: “Why were there no shutdowns for COVID-1 through -18?”
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The actual answer to this question is, of course, that there has never been a COVID-1, COVID-18 or any other COVID number before, because “19” in COVID-19 stands for the year (2019) in which it was discovered. But that means nothing for Nuge, who accused production companies of canceling their tour plans for the year before calling them “dirty bastards, lies, scams, smoke and mirror COVID-19 freaks.”
“I want to ask you – because I am addicted to truth, logic and common sense, and my common sense meter would demand the answer to – why were we not shut down for COVID-1 through -18?” Asked Nugent while wearing a cloak that appears to be from the Joe Exotic collection. “There was a COVID-1 and there was a COVID-2, -3, -4, -5, -6, -7, -8, -9, -10, -11, -12, -13, – 14, -15, -16, -17, -18[[[[Tells: there was not]. COVID-1 to -18 did not shut anything down, but whoa, COVID-19, even though it is 99.8 percent survivor. Why did we not shut down the AIDS epidemic or the flu or the Spanish flu or the bird flu or the West Nile flu or the flu every year? ”
In addition to being clueless about both naming COVID-19 and the historical impact of plagues such as the Spanish flu, Nugent also recited one of his favorite passages in the conspiracy theorist’s playbook by questioning the actual death toll from the disease.
“They claim that 500,000 people have died from COVID-19,” Nugent said. Bullshit. I think doctors in all 50 states have gone ‘I put the death certificate that he died of suffocation, but they made me put COVID.’ ‘Well, this guy was stabbed to death, but they made me put COVID down. ‘This guy was run over by a tandem gravel truck doing a four-wheel drive and the crows were pecking at your meat, but they made me put COVID-19 down.’ “
There is, of course, a reason why Nugent is not a doctor. Hell, the closest he’s been to the medical field is probably to be on the first page of Google results for “Cat Scratch Fever” (though after several medical sites). But you can still watch the nonsensical Facebook Live video below to see how off the field he is.
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