“Part of me feels bad for Rudy because this was the biggest press conference of his life, his big chance to get Donald Trump another term as president, and his hair ruined the whole moment,” Noah joked Thursday night. “Can you imagine if Lincoln read the Emancipation Proclamation and his beard just goes away?”
While journalists worked to verify Giuliani’s latest round of baseless allegations in connection with Trump̵
Was it hair color? Engine oil? In fact, stylists told the New York Times that it was probably not dye that did not drip like that due to sweat; their best guess was that he may have used mascara or a touch-up pen to smooth out his burns.
Late evening hosts, however, all had their own theories as to what happened to Giuliani’s face.
“Rudy looks like your printer once you put the wrong ink cartridge,” Jimmy Fallon said in “The Tonight Show.” “What does he use for hair dye, Hershey’s syrup?”
“Rudy dyed his hair, but his head challenges the results,” said Stephen Lbert host, “Late Show.” “Apparently he had styled his hair on Jiffy Lube.”
“You know your legal strategy is f —– up when even your hair starts to cry,” Noah said.
“He was literally dying up there today,” Jimmy Kimmel said. “Is not it funny? Those who shout ‘False news!’ the highest ones all have false heads. ”
Giuliani’s hair defect was not the only part of the bizarre speech that the hosts stuck to. Many noted that the lawyer made a lengthy reference to the 1992 film “My Cousin Vinny” in a lengthy analogy about the distance study being ordered to stay away from tellers.
“Thank you, Rudy,” said James Corden, host of “The Late Late Show.” “Because everyone knows you can not explain the facts that when things are far away, they’re hard to see without referring to the 1992 movie ‘My Cousin Vinny.'”
The whole play made Fallon feel better about the security of the US election.
“I think our voting system is fine. I think it’s Rudy who’s ruined, ”said Fallon, noting that“ in the history of crazy Rudy press conferences, this could be his masterpiece. “
The hosts could not resist comparing Giuliani’s performance to one of his news conferences earlier this month. On the day of the election of President-elect Joe Biden, Giuliani was reported to be holding a press briefing at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia – between a crematorium and an adult bookstore – after Trump erroneously suggested it would be on a Four Seasons Hotel.
“Rudy dried himself up by standing in front of a leaf blower from Four Seasons Total Landscaping,” Fallon joked.
The only thing successful at Thursday’s press conference, Kimmel argued, was that it did not take place in the parking lot next to an adult store.
“Otherwise, it was a desperate, vomiting attack on any American who went to the polls,” he said.