Netflix is the best friend I've ever had.
Initially, she is super popular, always there for me after a bad day, and she looks great in red and black.
She always has new stories telling me about a bottle of wine that I get to drink all because alcohol tends to leave her fried.
You may think I should leave the house and meet some people, but you would be wrong and I never surrender my true friends.
But like any friend, Netty also has her off days, and I've noticed some mistakes lately that are harder to ignore.
Her malfunction was rare in the beginning: a style here, a layer or two there.
But lately, she has gone a little sour, stealing pictures and releasing them into unrelated and totally inappropriate content just for kicks.
I noticed this week when the world celebrated Marie Kondo's new cleaning series.
The Japanese organizer is now a global sensation and her Netflix show Tidying Up with Marie Kondo encourages peaceful decluttering and takes pleasure in everything else.
But if Netflix is something to pass by, things in the Kondo camp have really escalated.
Etiquette expert William Hanson shared a screen grab of the latest preview for Netflix series, suggesting that the new Marie "Command" is not progressing any further.
– William Hanson (@williamhanson) January 20, 2019
The image of a hooded woman in retractions wearing an AK47, is equated with Marias promise to help clients "clean out mess and choose joy".
It's confusing, at least.
Netflix glitchet was retweeted more than 50,000 times and attracted 200,000 likes.
Even beloved celebrity writer Chrissy Teign chimed in: "DO IT SPARK JOY MOTHERF *** IS ??"
I think you never really know a person until season 2 of their show, right?
In the spirit of accountability I did some digging and found that my buddy Netflix is a real fan of the old switcheroo.
She loves a creeping glitch.
Here's what I found.
I mean, if we speak technicalities, this kind of works.
But there is no way Jesus Christ's parents would overlook him
How I meet with your mother
I am positive, it is not how family-friendly television series ended. Also, which way for Ted to break the news for his children …
A few years ago something happened to me. . I knew we were the best friends for a reason.
BEST NETFLIX GLITCH EVER. . Winston Churchill documentary somehow ended next to this English image of a floating Jesus.
It's a serious tea you share, Netflix.
CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG
Don't let these puppy eyes fool you, this dog has seen some things.
Our error was better: pic.twitter.com/rogb7U5Xqi
– Selma Shennib (@selmashutup) January 22, 2019  SAUSAGE PARTY
That's Kung Fu Panda I feel the most sympathetic in this situation.
HITLER's ONE CHANCE
Instead of promoting a biopic about opera songs and Britain's Got Talent winner Paul Potts chose Netflix to have a grainy image of Adolf Hitler next to this
Yes, Hitler made the world pay attention … it happened just below history's most unforgiving atrocities when he ruled terror on millions of innocent people.
Yes …… definately thinking glitch! pic.twitter.com/V7edVabKzV
– Tristan (@ DuckFan83) January 22, 2019
OUT AND PROUD Again, it is just too uncomfortable to understand
] A photograph of Nazi soldiers marching with banners, beyond the story of America's fighting LGBT community.
– Jason Unruhe☭ (@MaoistRebelNews) December 3, 2018
FOOD FOR TEMP.
Do you know what, Netflix? You really hit the nail upside down with this error. I can't fault you here.
FEEL GOOD VIBES
What comes to mind when you think of "love, laughter and the best friends you can ask for?"
I seriously doubt It is a Galician serial killer doll, violent prisoners or tornado chasing vehicles.
strange netflix glitch: all these shows / movies are about love, laughter and the best friends you can ask for. pic.twitter.com/MC5La7UxbB
– John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) October 13, 2017
I never knew Barney and his friends were a part of a violent Colombian fabric cartel. But I wouldn't put it past him, the purple bastard.
Any other really curious about Netflix race mode that causes the description mismatches in the user interface? I hope they leave it forever. pic.twitter.com/rq3MSVLRJO
– Nick Craver (@Nick_Craver) June 12, 2017
Oh … Oh my. Where did everything go wrong for you, Ash?
When did pokemon become so hard? pic.twitter.com/6s4U2TqzKy
– Neru (@NeruNox) March 7, 2016