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Kid Rock uses slur while assuring us that he’s not a terrible big man

Come again.  Does it look like an intolerant big man to you?

Come again. Do it this looks like an intolerant big man to you?
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Kid Rock – “musician” Waffle House fights, failed politicianand owner of the eatery for incontinent Nazis everywhere– said some super homophobic shit on the weekends, if you can believe it. After a few days’ worth of being called because of his hateful, presumably Jim Beam and Monster-driven tirade, Kid Rock’s official spokesman took to Twitter to set the record straight in the case.

Content warning: homophobic nonsense below

“If Kid Rock uses the word f ***** insults you, there’s a good chance you’re one,” Bob Richie informed the media via Twitter yesterday afternoon. “No matter what, I know he has a lot of love for his gay friends, and I want to talk to him. Have a good day.”

Sir. Richie then presumably hung up his phone, turned to the nearest graffiti-like bar-bathroom mirror, and had a stern discussion with himself about the history, evolution, and normalization of homophobic hate speech. Why? Because Bob Richie in a Keyser Söze twist himself was Kid Rock continually. Gasp!

Nevertheless. We assume Kid Rock tweeted this as a half-assed, tongue-in-cheek alter-ego joke that we are sure his ever-dwindling fanbase will eat as violently as they do his *control Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk & Rock ‘n’ Roll Steakhouse menu* bourbon butter toffee banana cake. For the rest of us, we assume we’ll just have to make peace with the fact that Kid Rock / Bob Richie will continue to run through his D-list career as Ted Nugent’s apparent heir, occasionally flanked by his approx. two “gay friends” who do not mind the intermittent use of casual, violent slurs.

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